Is Nani insane?

Not only does he have the slightly glassy stare of a potential headcase, he continues to do the gymnastic displays when he scores, despite the even madder, red-faced, Glaswegian one repeatedly telling him not to.

Someone should show poor old Nani the photos of Beckham's face after he raised Fergie ire. Maybe the double-pike would be off the menu then.

As for the goal: a cracker obviously. But one added by a conspicuous deflection off the incredible hulk, which sent it sailing past Robinson's hands faster than you can say 'it's a joke you're England's number one'.

Also, Nani had been trying to score that exact goal for the last four games, so he was bound to do it eventually. But then Kolo Toure has been trying to score the same long distance free-kick for at least the last three seasons. One day he'll do it and it will be the greatest goal scored ever.